So someone, somewhere, decided to start a school-based tweet war in which you start tweeting about your secondary school and tagging it accordingly. The following are tweets by me, I had to censor some in case they Google and find my blog, if you’re a true blue Hildan you’d know exactly who I’m referring to. Enjoy.
What’s up with the JTP and TKG spamming?! ST. HILDA’S! REPRESENT! We have bubbles on our skirt and a principle that calls us ‘choo-ren’ okay
Going up to J- L-, saying ‘ding dong’ and running like hell when he tries to kiss you #SHSS
The volleyballers having self-assigned tables which everyone else avoids like the plague #SHSS
People getting angsty about the volleyballers having 4pages in the school magazine when all the other CCAs only get half a page. #SHSS
3 words. T-y. Chye. Hu-t. #SHSS
Prawn Mee store riots on wednesdays. Kuay Chap on mondays. #SHSS
Taking 30minutes to get to the computer lab from the classroom on the same floor. #SHSS
Greeting Mr. Gopal with a salute and “heil Hitler”. #SHSS
Getting caught every. damn. day. for having a third ear-stick. #SHSS
@ductapelove It’s this thing that’s rampaging twitter right now. All the schools are reminiscing ha ha.
Ms. L-m being forever alone. #SHSS
Teachers turning off the hall fans to punish us for being talkative #SHSS
Okay, @sanmooer is scolding already. Last one, promise.
@sanmooer YOU ALSO JOINED IN WTH still scold me!
@sanmooer I don’t care I’m going to continue with at least 3 more. ha ha @rossbabyy she was NEVER young! ha ha
Calling classmates by their fathers names #SHSS #Sec5kids
PIAK SAN #SHSS
Mixing every. damn. thing. together in the beaker during chem class #SHSS #5A
singing MaMeMoo during english lessons to frustrate Cala-s #SHSS
Eating the potato you just injected with chemicals #SHSS
Standing during assembly when we forget our songbooks for morning Singspiration. #SHSS
Tearing the songbooks in half to share so no one has to stand. Get caught. ALL STAND. #SHSS
Singing morning hyms Opera-style a la Mdm Wong. #SHSS
Okay I’m really sorry about that. I swear I’m not a spammer. I’m done now @sanmooer
Part 2. like a bosss
RT @bjornang Art room is where we chill. #shssfacts
Calling Mr. Philip “Fat Phil” to his face. #shssfacts
Sweet-talking your councillor friends to stealing/borrowing ties on monday (I have 4!). Ditto songbooks. #shssfacts
DOUBLE SIDED TAPE nametags #shssfacts
Whether in primary or secondary school, you never are around to enjoy the new building #shssfacts
Half day = who gives a shit about school I’mma sleep day #shssfacts
Fiona Xie is our alumni, embarrassing sia #shssfacts
Unlocked just for this. I can’t believe I’m engaging in this frivolous tweet-trend.
Flashback to Azfar spilling purple dye on @bjornang ‘s batik a month before submission
Folding socks. Get caught. Buy new socks #shssfacts
Trading embroidered namatags. How popular you were was defined by how many of your friends nametags you had in your wallet #shssfacts
Public apologies for not tucking in shirts during after-school hours #shssfacts
Of course, @RyanTannn tapering his long pants so much he couldn’t fit his foot through, and had to DIY cut a slit.
I will never run out of these facts because I was in that damn school for 11 years (primary school included) so I shall stop here. Bye.
Ha ha, 11 years worth @famousbeer @mytidalwaves your shss tweets damn damn funny!