If I Ruled The World

—Friends didn’t have to hurt.
—M&ms would all be blue.
—Caramel latte drink fountains.
—Ke$ha’s didn’t exist.
—School requirements would include owning a hugeass, snuggly hoodie.
—Girls in dunks would be considered(by the social norm) sexier than girls in stilettos.
—The average height of local guys would be 1.8m.

—I can say stuff like this and not be laughed at.

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